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Soydev

Sodevs are incompetent wanna-be programmers that usually have these characteristics:

  • Being pseudoleftist (fascist) political activists pushing tranny software and COCs while actually being mainstream centrists in the tech world (advocating "open-source" instead of free_software, being okay with proprietary software, bloat etc.).
  • Trying to be "cool", having friends, wearing T-shirts with "coding jokes", having tattoos, piercing and colored hair (also trimmed bear in case of males).
  • Only being hired in tech for a no-brainer job such as "coding websites" or because of diversity quotas.
  • Being actually bad at programming, using meme high-level languages like JavaScript, Python or Rust.
  • Using a Mac.
  • Thinking they're experts in technology because they are familiar with the existence of Linux (usually some mainstream distro such as Ubuntu) and can type cd and ls in the terminal.
  • Being only briefly aware of the tech culture, telling big-bang-theory level jokes (sudo make sandwich, 42 hahahahahahaha).
  • Being highly active on social networks, probably having a pixel-art portrait of their ugly face on their profile.
  • Believing in and engaging in capitalism, believing corporations such as Microsoft, wanting to create "startups", being obsessed with productivity, inspirational quotes and masturbating to tech "visionaries" like Steve Jobs.
  • Using buzzwords like "solution", "orchestration" etc.
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