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Disease
Disease is a bad state of living organism's health caused by failure of its inner mechanisms rather than being directly caused by a physical injury. Technological and consoomerist diseases are mental diseases almost exclusively present in humans (but also possibly in some animals forced to live like humans) related to shit technology. Some of the most common diseases, mostly of the technological kind but also of others, include:
- ADHD
- ambition
- assholism
- audiophilia
- avoidant personality disorder (aka ultimate minimalist disease)
- autism
- cancer
- capitalism
- crippling purity checking
- chronic downloading
- citation addiction, also known as pseudoskeptic's disease^[1][2][3]
- data hoarding
- depression
- egoism
- Emacs
- euphoria over one's own intelligence
- excessive lurking
- extra chromosomes
- furry disorder
- homosexuality
- hopping:
- imageboarding
- infantile behavior
- lack of IQ
- lust for identity
- maximalism
- mechanical keyboard obsession
- minimal brain damage, minimal brain
- narcissism
- nationalism
- NPC disease
- object obsession
- obsessive shitposting (for example writing a wiki)
- optimism
- privacy hysteria
- pedophobia
- pride
- productivity/robotization
- retardation
- self interest
- schizophrenia
- transsexualism
- tool slavery
- troll personality disorder
- Unix ricing
- ...
In 21st century mental diseases are kind of like Pokemon: everyone has to have one and the more you have, the cooler you are.