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Ashley Jones
"Either she's genius at comedy or he's genius at comedy." --comment under one of her videos
Ashley Jones (born around ?1999?) is a rare specimen of a based American biological (which on occasion gets questioned) woman on the Internet, a politically incorrect red pilled comedienne who is sadly no longer underage. Ashley Jones IS NOT DANGEROUS. She got famous through 4chan (which now she abandoned and no longer likes) and similar boards thanks to having become red pilled at quite an early age: her being a pretty underage girl on 4chan definitely contributed to her fame, however she started to create masterful OC comedic videos with which she managed to win the hearts of dedicated fans that wouldn't abandon her even after they could legally have sex with her (at least in theory). For some time she used mainstream platforms but, of course, censorship would eventually lead her to self-hosting all her stuff with free software, which she now supports. She loves old vintage technology, has pug dogs and in one video said she had a brother, but not much else is known about her. It looks like she might be from Minnetonka in Minnesota, because she sometimes talks about that town and even posts photos that look like other photos from that shithole (in her cooking video she even showed "her house", but may be a troll). Ashley Jones ruined her reputation for your sins.
Her website is newly at https://dukenukemis.cool (previously https://icum.to, also her image board is at https://tubgurl.com). Some of her old videos are archived on jewtube and bitchute. Currently she seems to be focusing more on videos about technology before doing comedy. If you can, please go donate to Ashley right now, we don't want her to starve!
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Ashley is such a cutie.
Why is she so based? For example for the following reasons { Note that this is purely my interpretation of what I've seen/read on her website. ~drummyfish }: She is a pretty, biological woman (i.e. NOT some kind of angry trans landwhale) BUT she shits on feminism and acknowledges plain facts about women such as that they usually need to be "put in line" (with love) by a man and that they are simply different. She makes a nice, ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING, well made politically incorrect stuff, her art is sincere, not trying to pretend anything or ride on some kind of fashion wave. { NOTE: Ashley pointed out that her site is NOT an art project or "social experiment". Indeed, this is not the intended meaning of the word "art" here, we simply mean "work" or "creation", just to make it clear. At LRS we kind of hate the word work so we often say "art" instead. ~drummyfish } She is VERY talented at comedy, hosts her OWN video website with a modest fan following and even though on Jewtube she could get hundred thousand times more followers and make a fortune, she doesn't do it because that would compromise her art and prevent her from doing what she really wants to do -- in fact recently she started to depart more into other topics, like technology repair, which probably in terms of popularity rather "hurts the numbers", but she just does it because it's what she likes and wants to do, it can be seen that she doesn't lust for simple popularity but rather for sharing truly interesting stuff. She does ask for donations but refuses to monetize her content with ads or paywalls, creating a nice, pure, oldschool place on the Internet looks to truly be the one thing she's aiming for. She makes fun of herself (like that she has a crush on Duke Nukem lol), masterfully plays along with jokes blatantly sexualizing her and does some cool stuff like post measurements of her asshole and finding her porn lookalikes for the fanbase. It looks like she possesses some skills with technology (at least Luke Smith level), she supports free software. She acknowledges the insanity of pedophile hysteria and proposes lowering age of consent (despite saying she was NOT a pedophile herself). She wants to normalize nudity, and doesn't shave her legs, she discourages makeup for females. Her website is quite nice, 1.0 style, with high LRS/4chan/Dramatica vibes, there are "offensive" jokes but she stresses she in fact doesn't encourage violence, real racism and that she's not an extremist -- in one video she says she dislikes transsexuals and wants to make fun of gays but that in fact she doesn't mind any individual being gay or whatever, basically just opposing the political movements, propaganda, brainwashing etcetc., i.e. showing the exact same kind of attitude as us. She also understands Internet culture and things like trolling being part of it -- in one video she clearly separates Internet and real life and says you "can't apply real life logic on the Internet", that's very mature. By this she for example supports consensual incest. She even freaking has her own imageboard that's by the way very good (although now she says it's mostly occupied by retards, but she still keeps it running for them, that's very selfless). She advocates piracy instead of giving money to corporations: extremely based. She seems to see through propaganda and brainwashing, she says she does "not accept the reality" forced on her by this society, something we say and do as well, she shits on vaccines and likes cool "conspiracy theories". Yes, she seems SMART, she sees the power game of the elites, the propaganda, warns about it, shits on it. She seems to know how to write English without making 10 errors in every word. She advocates ETHICAL veganism, to spare animals of suffering. She hates Elon Musk. She advocates not using cellphones and mainstream social networks. She does NOT have any tattoos. However, while all of these individual things are very nice, the most important part, and the one that basically matters above having certain opinion or demonstrating coolness in some way, is simply this: she makes her own opinions. As she states on the website, she doesn't accept any prefabricated "package of opinions", she thinks about things herself and makes HER OWN fucking decisions regardless of whether that leaves her alienated from the rest of humans on the planet, and that's where all the coolness comes from -- this is the most important lesson Ashley can teach us.
Sure, we find disagreements with her, for example on the question of privacy, but if we call Diogenes a based man and Encyclopedia Dramatica a based website, we also have to admit Ashley Jones is a based woman and her website is likewise no less cool. At least at the time when this article was written. Even if she gets spoiled and one days turns 180 degrees from everything she stood for, the image of what she was will remain for others as an example, she is an original thinker and created something greater than a human can be: an immortal imagine of what one can hope to be.