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<title>>inb4 unintelligent emails</title>
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background-image:url(./img/twerking-thanos.gif);
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margin: auto;
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background:#7f7f7f;
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background:rgba(255,255,255,0.8) !important;
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<p>You're seeing this page because you tried to access MayVaneDay with a referer of "misc-stuff.terraaeon.com". This probably means Hacker News is at it again. This article keeps getting published at least once a year, and every time it brings with it a wave of attention from "techbros". These are beyond irritating to deal with. I don't have the extra mental energy to deal with unironic Node.js developers.</p>
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<p>My friend <a href="https://qorg11.net">qorg</a> says to join #kill-9 on Rizon. I made the CSS of this page <del>horrifying</del> pretty just for him. Feel free to tell him to stop doing meth <small>off public bathroom floors</small>.</p>
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<p>Since you're here, I'm forcing you to look at this cool picture:</p>
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<p><img src="./img/yelling.jpg"></p>
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<p>Actually, since my server logs are <em>still</em> getting hammered, you have to look at this picture too:</p>
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<p><img src="./img/moon.jpg"></p>
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<p><b>If you still insist on visiting MayVaneDay, <a href="https://mayvaneday.org">click here</a>.</b> Otherwise, <a href="https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-lack-of-hygiene-of-bella-janke.97578/page-2#post-9703834">click here</a> for feet pics.</p>
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