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# Stereotype
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Stereotypes are general statistical observations about groups of [people](people.md), such as different [races](race.md), nations or professions, which have been discovered naturally and became part of common knowledge (without rigorous [scientific](science.md) effort). Stereotypes are [good](good.md) because they tell us what we may expect from different kinds of people. Of course no one, maybe with the exception of blonde [women](woman.md), is so stupid as to think stereotypes apply 100% -- let us repeat they are STATISTICAL observations, they talk about [probabilities](probability.md).
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Stereotypes are also good for showing us the diversity of human races and [cultures](culture.md). [Pseudoleftists](pseudoleft.md) want to suppress awareness of stereotypes by calling them "offensive" or "discriminating", aiming to create a sterile gray society without any differences, without any [beauty](beauty.md) and richness of all the wonderful shapes and forms human beings can take. Do not support [political correctness](political_correctness.md) and cultural castration, spread the knowledge of stereotypes throughout the world. This page is dedicated to preserving the cultural heritage of wonderful human stereotypes.
Some stereotypes are:
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- **by region/nation**:
- **Africans**:
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- 100% [black](nigger.md) (the blackest kind of black), no exception
- primitive bushmen stuck in [stone](rock.md) age dancing around fire to the sound of bonga-bonga drums, worship animals as gods, may be cannibals
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- countries change constantly, never ending revolutions and civil wars, extremely corrupt governments and presidents
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- peak suffering: hunger, [AIDS](aids.md), malaria, no [education](education.md), no healthcare, no water, flies will eat you alive (unless elephant kills you or you step on a cobra), ...
- those who sail the seas are modern pirates
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- weird fashion: bones in ears, huge discs in lips, neck rings etc.
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- poverty beyond imagination, 99% illiterate, capital cities look like hobo sites on any other continent, average citizen makes a maximum of 1 cent per day
- **Egyptians**:
- DO NOT DRINK THE WATER
- Egypt basically consists of three things: the Nile river, the Pyramids and the Sphinx, otherwise it's just sand
- the first word that comes to mind about Egypt is "mummies"
- same stereotypes as Arabs
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- **[Americans](usa.md)** (USA):
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- extremely stupid, primitive, close-minded, not knowing geography/history besides the US, think US is the center of the world (and probably whole [Universe](universe.md)), fascist and proud of their country beyond any measure, wear USA flag as a shirt
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- morbidly obese, eat only fast food, have no real cuisine, most meals consist of hamburgers
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- shallow, obsessed with looks (white teeth, plastic surgeries etc.)
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- materialist, obsessed with [money](money.md), hardcore [capitalists](capitalism.md), panic fear of anything resembling [communism](communism.md)/[socialism](socialism.md) or [selflessness](selflessness.md)
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- arrogant, rude, individualist, self-centered
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- eccentric, extroverted, loud behavior, nightmare tourists
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- violent, militant, imperialist, constantly invade other countries, everyone has a gun and shoots at everything including their own presidents
- don't mind violence but are afraid of public nudity, get panic attacks when see a naked child or nipple on TV
- solve things by brute force rather than by smartness
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- obsessed with [working](work.md) as much as possible only for the sake of working, and force others to do the same
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- want everything big
- degenerated, first world problems
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- illogical and retarded measuring units, such as "feet", "arms", "yardsticks", "pounds", "Grand Canyons", "Texases" etc.
- shit products, anything "made in USA" breaks immediately
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- everything is fake, a cheap copy of things from other cultures, mushed and mix together without any taste or moderation (a "luxury" house will have Chinese vases next to Egyptian statues and ancient Greek columns put side by side with medieval armor and life sized Stormtrooper statue to top it off)
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- wild west, survival of the fittest, they have highest tech weapons but mentality comparable to cavemen
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- probably named John McDonald
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- [aliens](ufo.md) always attack USA first
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- **California**: weed, surfers, hippies, [SJWs](swj.md), Hollywood hype
- **Florida**: old people, everyone moves there for retirement, constant holidays and fun
- **Indians** (red skinned natives): one with the nature, drunk, lazy, own casinos, perform rituals involving dancing around fire, headbands of feathers, weapon of choice is tomahawk, scalp their enemies, as ghosts fuck with people who build houses on their burial grounds
- **Texas**: oil magnates wearing cowboy hats, boots and colts, only listen to country
- **US south**: slow, even more stupid, ultra right, [racist](racism.md), rednecks, inbred, live in trailers, for slavery, for guns, listen to country
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- **Antarctica**:
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- no stereotypes yet, wait maybe four or five centuries
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- **Arabs**:
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- dirty, wipe butts with bare hands
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- terrorists, suicidal bombers, [Islam](islam.md) fanatics
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- women are belly dancers
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- bearded men dressed in carpets, women walk completely covered in bed sheets just with holes for eyes
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- [pedophiles](pedophilia.md), bigamists, goat fuckers
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- some may be rich oil sheikhs
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- weapon of choice is dagger or that weird curved sword, also acid to the face or bomb
- on plane make everyone nervous
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- **Asians**: see asian race
- **[Chinese](china.md)**:
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- smart, wise, have proverbs about everything
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- do martial arts, able to levitate by power of will
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- eat bats, [cats](cat.md) and [dogs](dog.md)
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- executions are part of daily life
- names sound as if you throw a pot down the stairs
- somehow managed to merge """[communism](communism.md)""" with [ultracapitalism](capitalism.md), result of which is a surveillance dystopia that's a nightmare to live in
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- make crappy off brands and cheap copies of western art, steal "intellectual property", manufacture cheap things at large quantities, everything is "made in China"
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- don't value "human [rights](rights_culture.md)", no work safety, elevators and escalators kill everyone
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- obsessed with fireworks and dragons, especially when celebrating their weird animal-named years
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- no one will help you emergency, if you are dying in the streets people will just walk by and not notice you { This is very well known on gore sites, it's not even a stereotype but basically a fact apparent from watching many videos of accidents, it may be related to the eastern culture of "not minding the others' business". The phenomenon itself is NOT unique to china, it's known to psychology, called *diffusion of responsibility*, however in China it is very strong and even appears in situations without crowds of people. I don't want to describe the graphic videos in detail, but it's basically the case that people will for example keep filming their friend drowning from up close, when he absolutely clearly needs helps, they just will not help. This may be important to know when traveling to China, knowing you can't rely on others helping you in emergency may save your life -- if you need help, call very clearly for help and address someone in specific to help you. ~drummyfish }
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- skin is more yellow compared to other asians
- top two [colors](color.md) are red and gold
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- **Japanese**:
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- like extremely weird stuff like studying train schedules for [fun](fun.md) or marrying sex dolls instead of human partners
- salarymen regularly jump out of skyscraper windows due to overworking [depression](depression.md)
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- men talking Japanese to other men sound as if being aggressive to each other even if in fact being polite or talking something uninteresting
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- everyone reads manga and goes to sushi bar with karaoke after work
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- exceptionally precise, always on time, well organized
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- have extremely technologically advanced toilets
- commit seppuku when fail at something important
- as tourists in other countries are fascinated by mundane things
- hentai, weird porn often involving tentacles and lolis
- can't say "l", they replace it with "r", and they end every word with "u"
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- bizarre [TV](tv.md) shows
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- short, pale and fragile, bad at strength sports
- disciplined, hard working, educated people, everything is clean and tidy, zero criminality, people have hobbies such as origami, bug collecting or growing bonsai trees
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- [anime](anime.md) absolutely everywhere
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- all women are sexy cute lolis wearing schoolgirl uniforms and make ideals wives: absolutely faithful and subdued to their husband, diligently maintain household, never complain, never express opinions
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- may be a samurai, ninja, sumo fighter or yakuza member
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- regularly attacked by Godzilla
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- if not attacked by Godzilla, earthquake is happening
- **Mongolia**:
- everyone rides a horse constantly
- everyone wears a bow
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- kinda the aggressive barbarian nation of Asia
- mongolian = stupid
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- **North Korea**:
- these stereotypes are highly secret to foreigners
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- **South Korea**:
- best pro gamers in the world
- wannabe [americans](usa.md), funny chinks trying to look like businessmen
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- always named Kim
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- **Australians**:
- tough men, living surrounded by extremely dangerous animals such as flying spiders, fight crocodiles every day
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- walk on their heads
- hunt with boomerangs, play didgeridoo
- flushing the toilet spins the water in the opposite direction than in the rest of the world
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- **[Earth](earth.md)**:
- no stereotypes yet (until we establish colonies on other planets)
- **[European](europe.md)**:
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- old and cultivated culture, class, nobility -- Europe is to the world what UK is to Europe
- things are more "sane" and balanced compared to the US
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- socialists and [communists](communism.md) (from US perspective)
- europoor (also from US perspective)
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- **Belgians**:
- You mean French?
- No famous Belgians exist (and if so, only fictional).
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- **[Czech](czechia.md)**:
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- you mean Czechoslovakia?
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- heavy drinkers, especially beer
- friendly but appear cold
- beautiful women, sluts
- whores and pornstars
- simpletons
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- nightmare tourists, behave like shit in foreign countries, are funny and ridiculous, carry tons of stuff to the beaches
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- **Dutch** (Netherlands):
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- everyone rides bicycles
- all drugs legal and sold everywhere
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- tall anorexic slendermen
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- everyone wears weird wooden shoes
- **English**:
- well behaved, reserved, educated, classy
- conservative, old fashioned
- drink tea
- dry humor
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- [football](football.md) fans
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- dislike French
- bad cuisine
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- flappy ears
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- defenseless placebo cops that wear no guns and ride horses
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- **French**:
- good lovers, passionate
- lazy, Bohemian life, hate [work](work.md)
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- eat baguettes and frogs (and other disgusting stuff like snails), drink wine
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- dislike Brits
- revolutionaries, constantly protest, strikes
- artists, intellectuals
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- arrogant, annoying snobs, kinda [gay](gay.md), "o la la!"
- wear long curvy moustache, play accordion
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- **Germans**:
- no sense of [humor](fun.md), being kind of robots
- precise, efficient, organized, great technology
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- cannibals
- love beer and sausage, wear the typical colorful folk dress
- ugly [women](woman.md): fat, masculine, cold, incapable of love
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- [nazis](nazism.md)
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- post-war very sensitive to anything connected to nazism, for example if someone notices a crossroads somewhere resembles a swastika, nation-wide panic will ensue
- likewise sensitive to other sensitive topics, typically e.g. violence in video games: all blood in game is censored to green liquid
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- **Hispanics**:
- telenovelas
- sexual dances like tango and samba
- always happy, enjoy life, very social, passionate, horny
- huge families
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- **Irish**:
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- tough
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- drunk and violent
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- **Italian**:
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- handsome men, great lovers
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- very passionate, have heated emotional arguments even over trivial things
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- involved with mafia
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- prioritize family, know and regularly meet very distant relatives at family gatherings
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- have mustaches, eat pizza and pasta
- talk with hands
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- mamma mia, spaghetti pasta al dente
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- **Polish**:
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- very religious Christians
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- heavy drinkers
- ugly depressive environment
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- miserable
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- kurwa
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- **Scandinavia**:
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- cold, show no emotion, talk little
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- extremely [liberal](liberalism.md) politics, [SJWs](sjw.md)
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- **Finland**:
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- thanks to sauna people don't know shame of nudity -- like in Japan you go to karaoke after work, in Finland you will go to sauna after work with your colleagues and boss, all naked of course
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- **Norwegian**:
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- vikings, big tall, strong, muscular blonde [gigachads](gigachad.md)
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- metal music
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- hunt whales
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- **Swedish**:
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- women are all super hot blonde chicks with pigtails (like that one from Abba lol)
- IKEA, meatballs n shit
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- **Scottish**:
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- men wear kilts (with no underwear beneath of course) and play bagpipes
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- drunk and always angry
- red hair
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- **Slovak**:
- who?
- heavy nationalists
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- sheep shepherds living in mountains, live only on cheese
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- poorer version of Czechs
- **Spanish**:
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- extroverted, social, passionate, hot blooded, dance flamenco
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- take naps on siesta, literally sleep on work
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- bullfighters
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- attractive tanned men
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- play guitar and castanets
- men must be named Antonio, Jose, Juan or Jorge, women are always named Maria
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- **Eskimos** (also Nanook):
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- have ten thousand different words for snow and/or color [white](white.md)
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- **Indians** (India):
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- extremely friendly, often too much
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- no hygiene, dirty, shit in the streets
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- smart but poor
- good at [IT](it.md) but usually tech support scammers
- spiritual, peaceful, meditate a lot, do yoga
- don't know what work safety means
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- transport gigantic loads on bicycles or small motorcycles
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- "car horn is the national bird of India"
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- Bollywood, hilarious and bizarre music and TV shows
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- **other countries**:
- **Brazilian**:
- everyone is extroverted, cheerful, horny and dances samba, attends carnival
- everyone plays [football](football.md)
- nice tanned bodies, full shapes, big asses and tits, everyone wears bikini everywhere, even at school, work etc.
- slums, poverty, drugs, violence
- **Canadian**:
- extremely polite
- ice hockey fans
- lumberjacks
- withstand tough conditions
- compared to its neighbor, USA, Canada has practically achieved the ideal [communist](communism.md) society: people don't lock doors, no homelessness, everything's free
- **Colombian**:
- drugs
- **Israeli**: see the jewish race
- **Mexican**:
- all wear ponchos, sombreros and mustaches
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- drink tequila all day
- have spiciest food on [Earth](earth.md) that would kill any non-Mexican, most meals consist of beans, tortillas and tacos
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- lazy, poor, dirty, drugs and crime, violence, cruel life
- constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
- those already in the US are always illegal and work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
- weapon of choice is machete
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- named Jesus or Jose, women always named Maria
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- on gore sites Mexican cartels are infamous for being possibly the cruelest, even compared to Al-Qaeda etc.
- **Russian**:
- very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold or very high doses of alcohol), keep pet bears
- poor peasants
- don't smile or show emotion in general
- drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
- wear Adidas pants
- men are big and tall, with heavy eyebrows and hairy body, women are pale beauties
- act straight without talking too much, ignore work safety
- ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
- don't give a shit about anything
- Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
- food sucks
- good at [chess](chess.md)
- will NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES learn [English](english.md), which is why for every website there is a Russian version of it
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- named Sasha, Andrei, Ivan or Vlad
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- **by [races](race.md)**:
- **asian**:
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- exceptionally smart and educated
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- you can never beat an asian at anything, be it playing an instrument or a dancing video game
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- all look the same
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- polite and humble
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- don't show emotion
- very strict parents, children only expected to get As in school and must go to University else they'll be disowned
- work extremely hard
- small penises
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- can't see because of weird slanted eyes
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- men of honor
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- [minimalists](minimalism.md)
- eat only rice (with chopstick)
- martial arts, everyone knows at least Kung Fu or Karate, may be a ninja
- unlearnable languages of incomprehensible difficulty, written down with weird pictures
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- weapons of choice include nunchaks, katana or throwing stars
- collectivist, sacrifice themselves for society (see [kamikaze](kamikaze.md)), individual's opinions and needs never matter
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- there are too many of them, lives of the poor ones have no value, work safety of peasants is non existent
- very spiritual, mentally advanced, calm and balanced, deep insight and wisdom about philosophical questions
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- rituals with gongs and simple single-string music, preparation of tea is a sacred act
- sense of respect and hierarchy, student-master relationships, value of mastery, old age and wisdom
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- **[black](nigger.md)** (also negro or afroamerican):
- unintelligent, stupid, uneducated, lazy, primitive, poor, dirty, thieves and criminals
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- physically fit, good at sports, run very fast, play basketball
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- good at music, especially rhythmic music, [jazz](jazz.md) and rap
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- fathers leave their children
- all look the same, similar to monkeys
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- have gigantic dicks
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- love chicken and watermelon
- in certain situations act like monkeys (so called chimp out), e.g. when excited they start jumping around like crazy, or when scared instinctively react by punching the perceived danger
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- racist towards whites
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- in horror movies always die first
- in other movies they are tokens for the inclusivity quotas
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- classic stereotypes such as big lips, "big momma", cotton slaves etc.
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- **gypsies**:
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- don't [work](work.md), steal stuff, welfare leeches, make a lot of children
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- children don't go to school, uneducated, can hardly read
- passionate, emotional, friendly
- talent for [music](music.md)
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- live in caravans, constantly moving from place to place, [nationalists](nationalism.md) perceive them as cockroaches that keep appearing everywhere no matter what you do
- if they do work, it's only at a circus (or garbage truck driver)
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- **[jews](jew.md)**:
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- very smart, inventive, intellectual
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- greedy
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- good at [business](business.md), filthy [capitalists](capitalism.md), just count [money](money.md) all day
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- have the "eagle nose"
- members of secret societies, closed jew-only communities, conspire for world control, some being [fascists](fascism.md) wanting to become the ruling race
- spread everywhere like rats
- can adapt to any environment
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- do all kinds of weird religious rituals involving sacrifice of non-jew virgins and maybe even traveling to other planets
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- bad at [sports](sport.md)
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- **[slavs](slav.md)**:
- [trolls](troll.md)
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- don't give a [shit](shit.md) much about anything
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- either poor or rich Russian mafia bosses
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- cheap soviet stuff
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- the typical heavy accent
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- **[white](white.md)**
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- pinnacle of [evolution](evolution.md), like Michelangelo's David is the peak of [art](art.md)
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- smart, beautiful, generally good at everything
- average penis size
- privileged, rich, go to prestigious universities, wear suits, play golf, are members of VIP clubs
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- sometimes supremacists, "oppress" other [races](race.md) (knowingly or not)
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- not many strong stereotypes as whiteness is seen as the default, the norm to which others are compared
- **by sex/gender/orientation**:
- **[gays](gay.md)**:
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- men act feminine, are good at [art](art.md) and women jobs, like pink color, fashion, cooking and cleaning, extroverted
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- there are two types: the feminine sissy and the big hairy bear biker, in a pair one does mommy and the other one daddy
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- love to wear latex and leather
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- women (lesbian) are masculine, ugly with short pink hair
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- spread [AIDS](aids.md)
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- **[men](man.md)**:
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- direct, strong, decisive, stubborn, overconfident, primitive, irresponsible, conservative, when provoked may easily become rude and aggressive, beat their wives
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- [competitive](competition.md)
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- good at [math](math.md) and exact [sciences](science.md), often on detriment of art, humanities and "soft skills" (these are seen as gay and left for women)
- hide their feelings, trash talk ever best friends, revealing feminine emotions is perceived as a weakness and sign of [homosexuality](gay.md)
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- thinking only of [sex](sex.md), will have sex with every woman any time and everywhere, will have as many sexual partners as possible, however romantically will love only one woman, to the point of dying for her (but will rather die than marry her)
- obsessed with and insecure about penis size
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- like [cars](car.md), guns, military, machines in general, building and repairing "[do it yourself](dyi.md)" style, not reading manuals (that's for sissies), playing with model trains
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- at heart stay a little boy their whole lives, just need bigger and more expensive toys, never mature (from woman point of view)
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- **grandpas**:
- "racist", no political correctness
- like games such as bingo, crosswords and [sudoku](sudoku.md)
- pants pulled up high, newsboy cap
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- **[women](woman.md)** (may also apply to gay men):
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- bad at driving, bad spatial skills
- bad at logical thinking and [math](math.md)
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- manipulative, calculating, acting and pretending
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- passive aggressive
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- whores
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- bitches
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- good at [multitasking](multitasking.md)
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- gossip
- gold diggers
- don't know what they want, "no" can mean "yes" and vice versa
- too emotional, especially on period
- attracted to douchebags, assholes and money, golddigging, avoid nice guys
- can distinguish and name different shades of similar colors
- on board of a ship bring bad luck
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- love fashion, the color pink, Barbie dolls, cleaning, ironing, cooking etc.
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- get good grades at school because of tryharding, memorization (without deep understanding), following rules and diligence, i.e. conformance (which the corrupt system rewards before talent and actual skill), but still can't catch up to men at math
- secretly want to have sex with [dogs](dog.md) rather than men
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- read manuals
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- if they read a book, it's a romantic novel or some emotional shit
- tryhard to achieve the same as men, but fail everytime
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- **blonde**, attractive ones:
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- extremely stupid, even among women
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- even more gold digging
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- even bigger whores
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- **grandmas**:
- force you food so you get fat
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- constantly giving you money
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- can be surprisingly badass
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- **other**:
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- **[art](art.md)/humanities students**:
- broke
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- "You want fries with that?", will work at McDonald's
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- too stupid to study real university
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- **boomers**:
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- use only ultra ancient technology, ignore (and have no clue about) anything [modern](modern.md)
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- still use [punchcards](punchcard.md), program in [assembly](assembly.md) or possibly by physically soldering circuits
- don't give a shit about [political correctness](political_correctness.md), hate [niggers](nigger.md) and [women](woman.md) in tech
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- fat, dirty, unkept beard, hippie outfit, drink beer
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- conservative, rightists
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- for chat only use [IRC](irc.md)
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- **doctors** (of medicine):
- unreadable handwriting
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- play golf
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- **engineers**:
- solving "practical" problems with a pragmatic approach, use inaccurate and ugly and/or [brute force](brute_force.md) but [good enough](good_enough.md)/[just works](just_werks.md) solutions, e.g. the infamous "engineer approximation" of [pi](pi.md) is just 3
- mathematicians and physicists see them as stupid, they're kind of too retarded to do actual math
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- pleased by things such as good welds, nice cable management and model trains
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- **gingers**:
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- have no soul
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- **"hackers**:
- pale and skeleton skinny
- very eccentric look
- laptop covered in stickers
- 3000 IQ
- can hack anything at any time by furiously bashing keyboard, including ATMs, traffick lights and government databases
- socially awkward, laughs like he's insane (which he probably is)
- rebel, "anarchist", political activist
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- **lawyers**:
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- lowest form of life, cockroaches, parasites and leeches, slick and ruthless bastards with no conscience, only count won cases and [money](money.md)
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- no [morals](morality.md) whatsoever, lie is their daily bread, will defend anyone
- always wear suit and briefcase
- **managers**:
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- manipulative psychopathic subhumans, power hungry, cocksucing greedy materialists with zero empathy or sense of morality, only follow [money](money.md)
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- think that everything can be solved or accelerated by throwing more money at it
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- know absolutely nothing about the industry they manage, only obsessed with [productivity](productivity_cult.md) of their slaves whom they push to overtimes and shitty [working](work.md) conditions for low pay
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- annoying, embodiment of [evil](evil.md), everyone hates them, kill all good ideas
- busy 100% of the time, always on the phone (handsfree earbuds), just moving between meetings, wear luxury suits and drive expensive cars
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- use [buzzwords](buzzword.md), [marketing](marketing.md) speech, technobabble and jargon to appear qualified and cover up their incompetence
- listen to motivational speeches before sleep, motivational posters cover whole walls of their offices
- don't actually do anything, are absolutely unnecessary but have highest pay and steal all the credit
- **mathematicians**:
- unusable in [real life](irl.md)
- absentminded, have [autism](autism.md), asperger's or other kind of insanity
- introverted and socially awkward to the max, don't know how to talk to people
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- weird as fuck, can be completely robotic or laugh uncontrollably at random occasions
- can't understand anything that can't be described by equations, such as emotions
- random hobbies such as juggling
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- **millennials**:
- something between boomers and zoomers?
- kind of poor and lazy and "leftist", but not as much as zoomers
- good with technology
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- from GenZ viewpoint almost equated to boomers
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- [90s](90s.md) enjoyers, connected to franchises like [Harry Potter](harry_potter.md), [Doom](doom.md) and [Pokemon](pokemon.md)
- disappointed with the world
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- drink beer with energy drinks
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- **[PhD](phd.md) students**:
- academic slaves
- sleep deprived and hungry all the time, no money, impostor syndrome
- publish publish publish publish publish
- ponytail
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- **policemen**:
- stupid
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- eat doughnuts
- biased against blacks
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- **[politicians](politics.md)**:
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- worst human scum, corrupt, populist, talk only lies, backstab anyone, play dirty games
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- are able to speak for prolonged periods of time without actually saying anything
- expensive suits, cars, houses, even if people are starving
- fat and ugly
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- **[programmers](programming.md)**:
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- white fat male [neckbeard](neckbeard.md), has no life, socially awkward, lives in basement
- genius, [nerd](nerd.md), loves tabletop games, [D&D](dungeons_and_dragons.md) and similar things
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- [never had sex](wizard.md) and never will
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- **[zoomers](zoomer.md)**:
- broccoli haircut
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- defined by such garbage as Minecraft and TikTok
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- males are 3 meters tall but anorexic and thin like paper, weights 40 kg (this is the beauty ideal of a zoomer girl)
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- has no idea what gender or [species](furry.md) he is, switches genders every few minutes
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- has 20 mental diseases, constant depression and contemplation of [suicide](suicide.md), has self harm scars: paranoid schizo bipolar split personality with social anxiety, [autism](autism.md), "body dysmorphia", agoraphobia, [OCD](ocd.md) and ADHD is the standard base line -- despite breaking world records for simultaneously present crippling mental diseases he is able to function quite normally
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- techno slaves, against expectations very bad with technology -- is only a tech consumer but doesn't know how computers work (can't operate mouse, doesn't know what a file is, can't [torrent](torrent.md), can't use [email](email.md), can't do anything if it can't be done by issuing a voice command to a spy agent in his phone)
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- extremely short attention span, crippling laziness
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- [antiwork](antiwork.md)
- constantly worried about global heating, plastics and shit
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- addicted to consuming Internet content, without cell phone will die within a few hours
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- due to having grown up in extremely toxic capitalist dystopia, being forced to consume since birth and never knowing normal childhood and healthy habits, they are prone to developing unhealthy addictions to normal things that others can control without problems but which a zoomer will self destruct with, e.g.: masturbation and porn, energy drinks, consuming Internet, listening to music, playing games etc.
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- in general just most degenerated and doomed generation as of yet (of course, until the next one comes)
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- girls have gigantic asses and tits and wear outfit that highlights it even more
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## See Also
- [race](race.md)
- [political correctness](political_correctness.md)
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- [jokes](jokes.md)
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- [languages](human_language.md)