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Pseudominimalism
Pseudominimalism is the kind of technology design which aims to appear minimalist on the outside while being bloated on the inside. Rather than trying to achieve a truly good, minimalist design from the ground up, with all its advantages, pseudominimalism merely attempts to hide the ugliness of its internals and appeal purely by the looks. A typical example might be a website that has a minimalist look -- a blank background with sans-serif font text and a few nice looking vector shapes -- which in the background sneakily uses dozens of JavaScript frameworks and libraries and requires a high end CPU in order to even appear responsive. Essentially all modern "retro" video games are pseudominimalist in design, they use pixelated graphics but are created in enormous frameworks such as Unity or Godot; even projects calling themselves "minimalist", such as many fantasy consoles, are in truth only pseudominimalist, written in extremely high level languages such as JavaScript. Apple is heavily practicing pseudominimalism.
While true minimalists do appreciate minimalist look as well, pseudominimalists are obsessed with visuals and after a while you learn to spot pseudominimalist just by their attempts at what they call a "clean design" or "user experience" -- a true minimalist uses minimalism so that bullshit doesn't stands in his way, a pseudominimalist is just a snob using visuals to pretend he's an intellectual. You will see the sweat that went into font choice, spacing of paragraphs with this tryharding leaking even to language in which he tries to use minimum of words which just makes it hard to understand what he wants to say. A typical example is the shitty 100r wiki.
Another example is presented by many "modern" CLI programs which code monkeys use to impress their YouTube viewers or to feel like matrix haxors. Some people believe that anything running in the command line has to be minimalist by a law of nature which is less and less true as we progress into the future. A lot of capitalist software add a CLI interface ex post on top of an already bloated program, often by simply disabling GUI (but leaving all its dependencies in). An example may be the gomux chat client.
Yet another kind of pseudominimalism appearing among the new generation of crippled pseudoprogrammers is all about writing very few LOC in some incredibly bloated language and calling that "minimalism". Something like a Minecraft clone in 100 LOC of Python using only Python standard library, the catch of course being that Python itself is hugely bloated and its standard library is enormous, therefore they just hide all the complexity out of view. Effort like that is indeed completely useless and only serves for flexing in front of beginners who can't spot the trick. Even if obvious, it has to be noted that minimalist software cannot be written in a bloated language.