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Elon Mu$k
Elon Musk is an enormous capitalist dick. Elon's hair is the least fake thing about him. His IQ is immesurably low, he barely even passes the mirror self recognition test but he likes to LARP as Einstein on Twitter, it's super cringe, he's like a child, just more retarded and uglier.
Lololol how pathetic, this faggot PUBLICLY LIED for years about being good at games to make himself look cooler to zoomers, he made up having been a semi pro at Quake lol, he paid people to grind his game accounts, then streamed playing the games and despite having top characters on the ladder showed he didn't know how to play the fucking games LMAOOOOOO, he reluctantly admitted it now :D How the fuck were people supposed to believe he is running 20 companies while also being able to put enough time to be at the top of competitive game ladders FKN SHIT. EVERY SINGLE ENTREPRENEUR IS A FUCKING PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, when will people fucking realize this.
Musk's company Neuralink killed 1500 animals in 4 years, was charged with animal cruelty (sauce).
Elon was born 1971 in Africa. How come he's white then? No one knows. He got so successful at business he won numerous awards and prizes, including Faggot of the Year and personal handjob from president Trump.
TODO: more dirt
TODO: that moment he tried to play superhero when the kids got stuck in the cave :D