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Chess

Chess is a very old two-player board game, perhaps most famous and popular among all board games in history. It is a complete information game with no element of randomness, that simulates a battle of two armies on an 8x8 board with different battle pieces, also called chessmen or just men. Chess is also called the King's Game, it has a world-wide competitive community and is considered an intellectual sport but it's also been a topic of research and programming (many chess engines, AIs and frontends are being actively developed). Chess is similar to games such shogi ("Japanese chess"), xiangqi ("Chinese chess") and checkers. As the estimated number of chess games is bigger than googol, it is unlikely to ever be solved; though the complexity of the game in sheer number of possibilities is astronomical, among its shogi, go and xiangqi cousins it is actually considered one of the "simplest" (the board is relatively small and the game tends to simplify as it goes on as there are no rules to get men back to the game etc.).

{ There is a nice black and white indie movie called Computer Chess about chess programmers of the 1980s, it's pretty good, very oldschool, starring real programmers and chess players, check it out. ~drummyfish }

Drummyfish has created a suckless/LRS chess library smallchesslib which includes a simple engine called smolchess (and also a small chess game in SAF with said library).

At LRS we consider chess to be one of the best games for the following reasons:

It is just a greatly interesting and deep game in which luck plays minimal role.
It is greatly suckless, the rules are very simple, it can be implemented on simple 8bit computers. Of course the game doesn't even require a computer, just a board and a few men -- chess masters don't even need a board to play (they can completely visualize the games in memory). In the end one can in theory just play against himself in his head, achieving the ultimate freedom: the only dependency of the game is one's brain, i.e. it becomes a brain software. Chess is extremely inexpensive, doesn't discriminate against poor people and will survive even the most extreme technological collapse.
No one owns chess, the game is hundreds of years old and many books about it are also already in the public domain. It is extremely free.
It is a basis for other derived games, for example many different chess variants or chess puzzles which can be considered a "singleplayer chess game".
It is a source of many interesting mathematical and programming challenges.
It seems to strike the right balance of simplicity and complexity, it is very simple but not so trivial as to be ever solved in a foreseeable future.

Many however see go as yet a more beautiful game: a more minimal, yet more difficult one, with a completely unique experience.

Chess as a game is not and cannot be copyrighted, but can chess games (moves played in a match) be copyrighted? Thankfully there is a pretty strong consensus and precedence that say this is not the case, even though capital worshippers try to play the intellectual property card from time to time (e.g. 2016 tournament organizers tried to stop chess websites from broadcasting the match moves under "trade secret protection", unsuccessfully).

Chess In General

Chess evolved from ancient board games in India in about 6th century. Nowadays the game is internationally governed by FIDE which has taken the on role of an authority that defines the official rules: FIDE rules are considered to be the standard chess rules. FIDE also organizes tournaments, promotes the game and keeps a list of registered players whose performance it rates with so called Elo system –⁠ based on the performance it also grants titles such as Grandmaster (GM, strongest), Internation Master (IM, second strongest) or Candidate Master (CM). A game of chess is so interesting in itself that chess is usually not played for money like many other games (poker, backgammon, ...).

A single game of chess is seen as consisting of three stages: opening (starting, theoretical "book" moves, developing men), middlegame (seen as the pure core of the game) and endgame (ending in which only relatively few men remain on the board). There is no clear border between these stages and they are sometimes defined differently, however each stage plays a bit differently and may require different skills and strategies; for example in the endgame king becomes an active man while in the opening and middlegame he tries to stay hidden and safe.

The study of chess openings is called opening theory or just theory. Playing the opening stage is special by being based on memorization of this theory, i.e. hundreds or even thousands of existing opening lines that have been studied and analyzed by computers, rather than by performing mental calculation (logical "thinking ahead" present in middlegame and endgame). Some see this as weakness of chess that makes players spend extreme energy on pure memorization. One of the best and most famous players, Bobby Fischer, was of this opinion and has created a chess variant with randomized starting position that prevents such memorization, so called chess 960.

Elo rating is a mathematical system of numerically rating the performance of players (it is used in many sports, not just chess). Given two players with Elo rating it is possible to compute the probability of the game's outcome (e.g. white has 70% chance of winning etc.). The FIDE set the parameters so that the rating is roughly this: < 1000: beginner, 1000-2000: intermediate, 2000-3000: master. More advanced systems have also been created, namely the Glicko system.

The rules of chess are quite simple (easy to learn, hard to master) and can be found anywhere on the Internet. In short, the game is played on a 8x8 board by two players: one with white men, one with black (LOL IT'S RACIST :D). Each man has a way of moving and capturing (eliminating) enemy men, for example bishops move diagonally while pawns move one square forward and take diagonally. The goal is to checkmate the opponent's king, i.e. make the king attacked by a man while giving him no way to escape this attack. There are also lesser known rules that noobs often miss and ignore, e.g. so called en-passant or the 50 move rule that declares a draw if there has been no significant move for 50 moves.

At the competitive level clock (so called time control) is used to give each player a limited time for making moves: with unlimited move time games would be painfully long and more a test of patience than skill. Clock can also nicely help balance unequal opponent by giving the stronger player less time to move. Based on the amount of time to move there exist several formats, most notably correspondence (slowest, days for a move), classical (slow, hours per game), rapid (faster, tens of minutes per game), blitz (fast, a few seconds per move) and bullet (fastest, units of seconds per move).

Currently the best player in the world is pretty clearly Magnus Carlsen from Norway with Elo rating 2800+.

During covid chess has experienced a small boom among normies and YouTube chess channels have gained considerable popularity. This gave rise to memes such as the bong cloud opening popularized by a top player and streamer Hikaru Nakamura; the bong cloud is an intentionally shitty opening that's supposed to taunt the opponent (it's been even played in serious tournaments lol).

White is generally seen as having a slight advantage because he always has the first move. This doesn't play such as big role in beginner and intermediate games but starts to become apparent in master games. How big the advantages is is a matter of ongoing debate, most people are of the opinion there exists a slight advantage, some people think chess is a win for white with perfect play while others believe chess is a draw with perfect play. Probably only very tiny minority of people think white doesn't have any advantage.

On perfect play: as stated, chess is unlikely to be ever solved so it is unknown if chess is a theoretical forced draw or forced win for white (or even win for black), however many simplified endgames and some simpler chess variants have already been solved. Even if chess was ever solved, it is important to realize one thing: perfect play may be unsuitable for humans and so even if chess was ever solved, it might have no significant effect on the game played by humans. Imagine the following: we have a chess position in which we are deciding between move A and move B. We know that playing A leads to a very good position in which white has great advantage and easy play (many obvious good moves), however if black plays perfectly he can secure a draw here. We also know that if we play B and then play perfectly for the next 100 moves, we will win with mathematical certainty, but if we make just one incorrect move during those 100 moves, we will get to a decisively losing position. While computer will play move B here because it is sure it can play perfectly, it is probably better to play A for human because human is very likely to make mistakes (even a master). For this reason humans may willingly choose to play mathematically worse moves -- it is because a slightly worse move may lead to a safer and more comfortable play for a human.

Chess And Computers

{ This is an absolutely amazing video about weird chess algorithms :) ~drummyfish }

Chess is a big topic in computer science and programming, computers not only help people play chess, train their skills, analyze positions and perform research of games, but they also allow mathematical analysis of chess and provide a platform for things such as artificial intelligence.

There is a great online Wiki focused on programming chess engines: https://www.chessprogramming.org.

Chess software is usually separated to libraries, chess engines and frontends (or boards). Chess engine is typically a CLI program capable of playing chess but also doing other things such as evaluating arbitrary position, hinting best moves, saving and loading games etc. Frontends on the other hand are GUI programs that help people interact with the underlying engine.

For communication between different engines and frontends there exist standards such as XBoard (engine protocol), UCI (another engine protocol), FEN (way of encoding a position as a string), PGN (way of encoding games as strings) etc.

Computers have already surpassed the best humans in their playing strength (we can't exactly compute an engine's Elo as it depends on hardware used, but generally the strongest would rate high above 3000 FIDE). As of 2021 the strongest chess engine is considered to be the FOSS engine Stockfish, with other strong engines being e.g. Leela Chess Zero (also FOSS) or AlphaZero (proprietary, by Google). GNU Chess is a pretty strong free software engine by GNU. There are world championships for chess engines such as the Top Chess Engine Championship or World Computer Chess Championship. CCRL is a list of chess engines along with their Elo ratings. Despite the immense strength of modern engines, there are still very specific situation in which humans beat the computer (shown e.g. in this video).

The first chess computer that beat the world champion (at the time Gary Kasparov) was famously Deep Blue in 1997. Alan Turing himself has written a chess playing algorithm but at his time there were no computers to run it, so he executed it by hand -- nowadays the algorithm has been implemented on computers (there are bots playing this algorithm e.g. on lichess).

For online chess there exist many servers such as https://chess.com or https://chess24.com, but for us the most important is https://lichess.org which is gratis and uses FOSS (it also allows users to run bots under special accounts which is an amazing way of testing engines against people and other engines). These servers rate players with Elo/Glicko, allow them to play with each other or against computer, solve puzzles, analyze games, play chess variants, explore opening databases etc.

Playing strength is not the only possible measure of chess engine quality, of course -- for example there are people who try to make the smallest chess programs (see countercomplex and golfing). As of 2022 the leading programmer of smallest chess programs seems to be Óscar Toledo G. (https://nanochess.org/chess.html). Unfortunately his programs are proprietary, even though their source code is public. The programs include Toledo Atomchess (392 x86 instructions), Toledo Nanochess (world's smallest C chess program, 1257 non-blank C characters) and Toledo Javascript chess (world's smallest Javascript chess program). He won the IOCCC. Another small chess program is micro-Max by H. G. Muller (https://home.hccnet.nl/h.g.muller/max-src2.html, 1433 C characters, Toledo claims it is weaker than his program).

{ Nanochess is actually pretty strong, in my testing it easily beat smallchesslib Q_Q ~drummyfish }

Stats And Records

Chess stats are pretty interesting.

{ Some chess world records are here: https://timkr.home.xs4all.nl/records/records.htm. ~drummyfish }

Number of possible games is not known exactly, Shannon estimated it at 10^120 (lower bound, known as Shannon number). Number of possible games by plies played is 20 after 1, 400 after 2, 8902 after 3, 197281 after 4, 4865609 after 5, and 2015099950053364471960 after 15.

Similarly the number of possibly reachable positions (position for which so called proof game exists) is not known exactly, it is estimated to at least 10^40 and 10^50 at most. Numbers of possible positions by plies is 20 after 1, 400 after 2, 5362 after 3, 72078 after 4, 822518 after 5, and 726155461002 after 11.

Shortest possible checkmate is by black on ply number 4 (so called fool's mate). As of 2022 the longest known forced checkmate is in 549 moves -- it has been discovered when computing the Lomonosov Tablebases.

Average game of chess lasts 40 moves. Average branching factor (number of possible moves at a time) is around 33.

White wins about 38% of games, black wins about 34%, the remaining 28% are draws.

What is the longest possible game? It depends on the exact rules and details we set, for example if a 50 move rule applies, a player MAY claim a draw but also doesn't have to -- but if neither player ever claims a draw, a game can be played infinitely -- so we have to address details such as this. Nevertheless the longest possible chess game upon certain rules has been computed by Tom7 at 17697 half moves in a paper for SIGBOVIK 2020.

The longest game played in practice is considered to be the one between Nikolic and Arsovic from 1989, a draw with 269 moves lasting over 20 hours. For a shortest game there have been ones with zero moves; serious decisive shortest game has occurred multiple times like this: 1.d4 Nf6 2.Bg5 c6 3.e3 Qa5+ (white resigned).

What's the most typical game? We can try to construct such a game from a game database by always picking the most common move in given position. Using the lichess database at the time of writing, we get the following incomplete game (the remainder of the game is split between four games, 2 won by white, 1 by black, 1 drawn):

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4
6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Nc3 Nxe4 8. O-O Bxc3 9. d5 Bf6 10. Re1 Ne7
11. Rxe4 d6 12. Bg5 Bxg5 13. Nxg5 h6 14. Qe2 hxg5
15. Re1 Be6 16. dxe6 f6 17. Re3 c6 18. Rh3 Rxh3
19. gxh3 g6 20. Qf3 Qa5 21. Rd1 Qf5 22. Qb3 O-O-O
23. Qa3 Qc5 24. Qb3 d5 25. Bf1

You can try to derive your own stats, there are huge free game databases such as the Lichess CC0 database of billions of games from their server.

Variants

Besides similar games such as shogi there are many variants of chess, i.e. slight modifications of rules, foremost worth mentioning is for example chess 960. The following is a list of some variants:

antichess (suicide, ...): The goal is to lose all men or get stalemated, rules are a bit changed, e.g. castling and checks are removed and taking is forced.
chess 960 aka Fischer's random: Starting position is randomly modified by shuffling the non-pawn rows (with these rules: king must be between rooks, bishops on opposite colors and black/white's positions are mirrored). The rules are the same with a slight modification to castling. This was invented by Bobby Fischer to emphasize pure chess skill as opposed to memorizing the best opening moves, he saw the opening theory as harmful to chess. Chess 960 is nowadays even advocated by some to become the "main" version of chess.
chess boxing: Chess combined with box, players switch between the two games, one wins either by checkmate or knockout.
crazyhouse: When a player captures a man, it goes into his reserve. From the reserve a man can be dropped (as a man of the current player's color) to an empty square instead of making a normal move. This is a rule taken from shogi.
different men: Some variants use different men, e.g. empress (moves like rook and knight) or amazon (queen/knight).
duck chess: After each move players place a duck on an empty square, the duck blocks the square. The duck cannot be left on the same square, it has to be moved. There are no checks, players win by capturing the king.
fog of war: Makes chess an incomplete-information game by allowing players to only see squares they can immediately move to (this is similarly to some strategy video games).
horde chess: Asymmetric starting position: large number of black pawns vs a white army of traditional men. Rules are slightly modified, e.g. black can only be defeated by having all pawns captured (there is no black king).
infinite chess: Infinite chessboard.
minichess: Smaller chessboard, e.g. 4x4, 4x8 etc. Some are already solved (e.g. 3x3).
more players: E.g. 3 man chess or 4 player chess allow more than two players to play, some use different boards.
old chess: The rules of chess itself have been changing over time (e.g. adding the 50 move rule etc.). The older rule sets can be seen as variants as well.
puzzle: For single player, chess positions are presented and the player has to find the best move or sequence of moves.
racing kings: The starting position has both players on the same side, the goal is to get one's king to the other side first.
non-Euclidean: different geometries of the board, e.g. hyperbolic or spherical.
3D chess: 3D generalization of chess.
randomly chosen variant: Here a chess variant to be played is chosen at random before the game, e.g. by dice roll. { This is an idea I got, not sure if this exists or has a different name. ~drummyfish }

Programming Chess

Programming chess is a fun and enriching experience and is therefore recommended as a good exercise. There is nothing more satisfying than writing a custom chess engine and then watching it play on its own.

The core of chess programming is writing the AI, everything else, i.e. implementing the rules, communication protocols etc., is pretty straightforward (but still a good programming exercise). Nevertheless one has to pay a great attention to eliminating as many bugs as possible; really, the importance of writing automatic tests can't be stressed enough as debugging the AI will be hard enough and can become unmanageable with small bugs creeping in.

The AI itself works in almost all cases on the same principle: firstly we implement so called static evaluation function -- a function that takes a chess position and outputs its evaluation number which say how good the position is for white vs black (positive number favoring white, negative black). This function considers a number of factors such as total material of both players, pawn structure, king safety, men mobility and so on (in new engines this function is often a learned neural network, but it may very well be written by hand). Secondly we implement a search algorithm -- typically some modification of minimax algorithm -- that recursively searches the game tree and looks for a move that will lead to the best result, i.e. to position for which the evaluation function gives the best value. This basic principle, especially the search part, gets very complex as there are many possible weaknesses and optimizations.

Exhaustively searching the tree to great depths is not possible due to astronomical numbers of possible move combinations, so the engine has to limit the depth quite greatly. Normally it will search all moves to a small depth (e.g. 2 or 3 half moves or plys) and then extend the search for interesting moves such as exchanges or checks. Maybe the greatest danger of searching algorithms is so called horizon effect which has to be addressed somehow (e.g. by detecting quiet positions, so called quiescence). If not addressed, the horizon effect will make an engine misevaluate certain moves by stopping the evaluation at certain depth even if the played out situation would continue and lead to a vastly different result (imagine e.g. a queen taking a pawn which is guarded by another pawn; if the engine stops evaluating after the pawn take, it will think it's a won pawn, when in fact it's a lost queen). There are also many techniques for reducing the number of searched tree nodes and speeding up the search, for example pruning methods such as alpha-beta (which subsequently works best with correctly ordering moves to search), or transposition tables (remembering already evaluated position so that they don't have to be evaluated again when encountered by a different path in the tree).

Many other aspects come into the AI design such as opening books (databases of best opening moves), endgame tablebases (databases of winning moves in simple endgames), heuristics in search, clock management, pondering (thinking on opponent's move), learning from played games etc. For details see the above linked chess programming wiki.

Rules

The exact rules of chess and their scope may depend on situation, this is just a sum up of rules generally used nowadays.

The start setup of a chessboard is following (lowercase letters are for black men, uppercase for white men, on a board with colored squares A1 is black):

        _______________
    /8 |r n b q k b n r|
 r | 7 |p p p p p p p p|
 a | 6 |. . . . . . . .|
 n | 5 |. . . . . . . .|
 k | 4 |. . . . . . . .|
 s | 3 |. . . . . . . .|
   | 2 |P P P P P P P P|
    \1 |R N B Q K B N R|
        """""""""""""""
        A B C D E F G H
        \_____________/
             files

Players take turns in making moves, white always starts. A move consists of moving one (or in special cases two) of own men from one square to another, possibly capturing (removing from the board) one opponent's man -- except for a special en passant move capturing always happens by moving one man to the square occupied by the opposite color man (which gets removed). Of course no man can move to a square occupied by another man of the same color. A move can NOT be skipped. A player wins by giving a checkmate to the opponent (making his king unable to escape attack) or if the opponent resigns. If a player is to move but has no valid moves, the game is a draw, so called stalemate. If neither player has enough men to give a checkmate, the game is a draw, so called dead position. There are additional situation in which game can be drawn (threefold repetition of position, 50 move rule). Players can also agree to a draw. A player may also be declared a loser if he cheated, if he lost on time in a game with clock etc.

The individual men and their movement rules are:

pawn (P): Moves 1 square forward (white towards 8th rank, black towards 1st rank), unless that square is occupied by any man (even enemy men, pawns cannot capture going forward). From its start position a pawn can optionally move 2 squares if neither of the 2 forward squares are occupied. Pawn can capture enemy men 1 square diagonally forward (i.e. 1 square forward right or 1 square forward left).
rook (R): Moves any number of squares either horizontally or vertically, but cannot jump over any men, however can capture (i.e. land) on a square occupied by enemy man and capture it.
knight (N): Can jump over men (both friendly and enemy), moves in "L" shapes, i.e. from its square a knight can jump to (with a possible capture) a square 2 squares in one direction and 1 square in the perpendicular direction (e.g. 2 squares down and 1 square right, or 2 squares right and 1 square up etc.).
bishop (B): Moves like rook but diagonally, i.e. a bishop will only ever be able to move on squares of one color (the one it starts on).
queen (Q): Can move both like bishop and rook.
king (K): Can move (and capture) to any of the 8 immediately neighboring squares.

Check: If the player's king is attacked, i.e. it is immediately possible for an enemy men to capture the king, the player is said to be in check. A player in check has to make such a move as to not be in check after that move.

A player cannot make a move that would leave him in check!

Castling: If a player hasn't castled yet and his king hasn't been moved yet and his kingside (queenside) rook hasn't been moved yet and there are no men between the king and the kingside (queenside) and the king isn't and wouldn't be in check on his square or any square he will pass through or land on during castling, short (long) castling can be performed. In short (long) castling the king moves two squares towards the kingside (queenside) rook and the rook jumps over the king to the square immediately on the other side of the king.

Promotion: If a pawn reaches the 1st or 8th rank, it is promoted, i.e. it has to be switched for either queen, rook, bishop or knight of the same color.

Checkmate: If a player is in check but cannot make any move to get out of it, he is checkmated and lost.

En passant: If a pawn moves 2 squares forward (from the start position), in the immediate next move the opponent can take it with a pawn in the same way as if it only moved 1 square forward (the only case in which a men captures another man by landing on an empty square).

Threefold repetition is a rule allowing a player to claim a draw if the same position (men positions, player's turn, castling rights, en passant state) occurs three times (not necessarily consecutively). The 50 move rule allows a player to claim a draw if no pawn has moved and no man has been captured in last 50 moves (both players making their move counts as a single move here).

Playing Tips

Some general tips and rules of thumb, mostly for beginners:

Try to control the center of the board (D4, D5, E4, E5).
Don't bring the queen out too early, the opponent can harass it and get ahead in development.
Learn some universal setup openings or "systems" to play, e.g. London, King's Indian, the hippo etc.
Develop your men before attacking, usually knights go out before bishops, bishops are well placed on the longest diagonals as "snipers".
Learn basic tactics, especially forks (attacking two or more men at once so that one of them cannot escape capture) and pins (attack one man so that if he moves out of the way he will expose another one to be captured).
King safety is extremely important until endgame, castle very early but not extremely early. In the endgame (with queens out) king joins the battle as another active man.
Pawn structure is very important.
Watch out for back rank checkmates, make an escape square for your king.
Rooks want to be on open files, you also want to CONNECT them (have both guard each other). Also a rook in the opponents second row (2nd/7th rank) is pretty good.
Bishops are generally seen a bit more valuable than knights, especially in pairs -- if you can trade your knight for opponent's bishop, it's often good. If your opponent has two bishops and you only have one, you want to trade yours for his so he doesn't have the pair. A knight pair is also pretty powerful though, especially when the knights are guarding each other.
"Knight on a rim is dim" (knights are best placed near the center).
An extremely strong formation is both rooks and the queen on the same open file.
Blocking the opponents man so that it can't move is almost as good as taking it. And vice versa: you want to activate all your men if possible.
Nubs are weak against long range bishops, they can't see them. Place a bishop to corner on the long diagonal and just snipe the opponent's material.
Don't play "hope chess", always suppose your opponent will play the best move he can.
If you can achieve something with multiple men, usually it's best to do it with the weakest one.
TODO: moar

How To Disrespect Your Opponent And Other Lulz In Chess

see also unsportmanship

WORK IN PROGRESS, pls send me more tips :)

OTB (over the board) only:
- Turn your knights to face backwards or in another weird way (always face the opponent's king etc.). Also place the pieces unevenly on the squares to piss off opponents with OCD and autism.
- Behave weird, make weird faces, walk extremely far away from the board and walk in circles (or just get up and stand up directly behind your opponent in a completely upright position staring into the distance without moving at all like a robot lol), constantly sneeze (try to sneeze every time the opponent touches a piece), make very long unbroken eye contact with the opponent while smiling as if you know what he's thinking, call the referee constantly, go to the toilet after every move, pretend to fall asleep from boredom etc. Overeat on beans before the game so you fart a lot and always try to fart as loud as possible. Wear nice clothes but right before the game go sweat to the gym so that you smell like a pig and distract the opponent with toxic fume. If you're a wimmin behave sexually, keep grabbing your boobs, lick your lips and opponent's captured pieces and silently moan sometimes as if you're having an orgasm, pretend to masturbate under the table; if your opponent is male he is almost definitely smarter than you, you gotta use your woman weapons, but it will probably work easily on the chess virgins.
- In a tournament change play based on opponent's race or sex, for example play only one opening against white people and another opening against black people, see if anyone notices the pattern :D
- Outside tournament take advantage of the fact that you can do whatever the fuck you want: have one hand constantly on the clock and play with the other hand (considered rude and often forbidden), touch and knock over your opponent's pieces, take back your moves, ... and of course when you're losing, "accidentally" knock over the whole board and be like "oops, let's consider it a draw then" :D
- Trash talk the referee.
- ...
online only:
- Be annoying and offensive in chat, if opponent blunders write gg, spam ez when you win. If he wins say it was a shit game and accuse him of cheating.
- Constantly ask for takebacks, offer draws, report legit opponents for cheating and offensive behavior.
- ...
Play the bongcloud, fool's mate, 1. h3 or similar offensive opening, especially against a stronger player. Offer a draw after 1st move. Just play knight F3 and back constantly. Castle manually even if you don't have to. Play the exact mirror of opponent's moves -- if he tries to break it then just always try to get back to mirrored position.
When losing constantly offer draws, prolong the game AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, before the very last move just let the clock run out.
Repeatedly try to make swastikas on the board, especially against colored opponents.
Underpromote pawns e.g. to knights or bishops.
When playing a noob, don't just mate him but absolutely rape him, promote all pawns to knights before winning, then say you didn't even have to try and that he should look into another game as chess is clearly not his game.
Look up chess etiquette and do the exact opposite of what it says.
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LRS Chess

Chess is only mildly bloated but what if we try to unbloat it completely? Here we propose the LRS version of chess. The rule changes against normal chess are:

No castling.
No en passant.
Promotion is always to queen.
No checks or checkmates, king is just another man.
Whoever takes the opponent's king first wins.
If a player has no available moves, he loses.
Only a single draw rule: if game doesn't end in 1024 half moves or fewer, it is a draw. I.e. there are no weird draw rules (50 move, repetition, ...). Of course players may still agree on draw anytime.
Random: optionally random variant of LRS chess can be played. Here we randomly shuffle the white player's back row men in the starting position and mirror it for black (no weird conditions on men positions like in chess 960).

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