less_retarded_wiki/disease.md

# Disease

Disease is a bad state of living organism's health caused by failure of its inner mechanisms rather than being directly caused by a physical injury. Technological and [consoomerist](consumerism.md) diseases are mental diseases almost exclusively present in humans (but also possibly in some animals forced to live like humans) related to [shit technology](capitalist_technology.md). Some of the most common diseases, mostly of the technological kind but also of others, include:

- [ADHD](adhd.md)
- [ambition](ambition.md)
- [assholism](assertiveness.md)
- [audiophilia](audiophilia.md)
- [avoidant personality disorder](avpd.md) (aka ultimate minimalist disease)
- [autism](autism.md)
- [cancer](cancer.md)
- [capitalism](capitalism.md)
- crippling [purity checking](purity_checking.md)
- chronic downloading
- citation addiction, also known as [pseudoskeptic](pseudoskepticism.md)'s disease^[1][2][3]
- [data hoarding](data_hoarding.md)
- [depression](depression.md)
- [egoism](egoism.md)
- [Emacs](emacs.md)
- epilepsy [LMAO](lmao.md) imagine being so gay that bright colors make you faint
- [euphoria](atheism.md) over one's own intelligence
- excessive [lurking](lurking.md)
- extra chromosomes
- [furry](furry.md) disorder
- [homosexuality](gay.md)
- hopping:
  - [browser hopping](browser_hopping.md)
  - [distro hopping](distrohopping.md)
  - [text editor hopping](editor_hopping.md)
  - [git hopping](githopping.md)
  - [language hopping](language_hopping.md) and [paradigm hopping](paradigm_hopping.md)
  - [license hopping](license_hopping.md)
  - ...
- [imageboarding](imageboard.md)
- infantile behavior
- lack of [IQ](iq.md)
- lust for [identity](identity_politics.md)
- [maximalism](maximalism.md)
- [mechanical keyboard](mechanical_keyboard.md) obsession
- [minimal brain damage](minimal_brain_damage.md), [minimal brain](retard.md)
- [narcissism](narcissism.md)
- [nationalism](nationalism.md)
- [NPC](npc.md) disease
- [object obsession](oop.md)
- obsessive [shitposting](shitpost.md) (for example writing a wiki)
- [optimism](optimism.md)
- [privacy](privacy.md) hysteria
- [pedophobia](pedophobia.md)
- [pride](pride.md)
- [productivity](productivity_cult.md)/robotization
- [retardation](retarded.md)
- [self interest](self_interest.md)
- [schizophrenia](schizo.md)
- [transsexualism](tranny.md)
- [tool slavery](tool_slave.md)
- [troll personality disorder](troll_personality_disorder.md)
- Unix [ricing](rice.md)
- ...

In [21st century](21st_century.md) mental diseases are kind of like [Pokemon](pokemon.md): everyone has to have one and the more you have, the cooler you are.
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`# Disease`

Update 2024-09-29 21:48:44 +02:00			`Disease is a bad state of living organism's health caused by failure of its inner mechanisms rather than being directly caused by a physical injury. Technological and [consoomerist](consumerism.md) diseases are mental diseases almost exclusively present in humans (but also possibly in some animals forced to live like humans) related to [shit technology](capitalist_technology.md). Some of the most common diseases, mostly of the technological kind but also of others, include:`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00
Update 2024-06-10 10:07:07 +02:00			`- [ADHD](adhd.md)`
Update 2024-07-02 20:46:24 +02:00			`- [ambition](ambition.md)`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- [assholism](assertiveness.md)`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [audiophilia](audiophilia.md)`
Update 2024-10-04 20:21:44 +02:00			`- [avoidant personality disorder](avpd.md) (aka ultimate minimalist disease)`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- [autism](autism.md)`
Update 2023-10-08 13:15:21 +02:00			`- [cancer](cancer.md)`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [capitalism](capitalism.md)`
Update 2024-06-07 16:46:05 +02:00			`- crippling [purity checking](purity_checking.md)`
Update 2024-04-20 14:23:58 +02:00			`- chronic downloading`
Update 2024-04-03 17:16:51 +02:00			`- citation addiction, also known as [pseudoskeptic](pseudoskepticism.md)'s disease^[1][2][3]`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [data hoarding](data_hoarding.md)`
			`- [depression](depression.md)`
Update 2023-10-18 20:30:08 +02:00			`- [egoism](egoism.md)`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- [Emacs](emacs.md)`
Update 2024-11-30 16:57:38 +01:00			`- epilepsy [LMAO](lmao.md) imagine being so gay that bright colors make you faint`
Update 2024-06-18 16:48:37 +02:00			`- [euphoria](atheism.md) over one's own intelligence`
Update 2024-06-07 16:46:05 +02:00			`- excessive [lurking](lurking.md)`
Update 2024-10-04 20:21:44 +02:00			`- extra chromosomes`
Update 2023-10-30 21:42:20 +01:00			`- [furry](furry.md) disorder`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [homosexuality](gay.md)`
			`- hopping:`
			`- [browser hopping](browser_hopping.md)`
Update 2024-10-14 20:53:01 +02:00			`- [distro hopping](distrohopping.md)`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [text editor hopping](editor_hopping.md)`
Update 2024-10-14 20:53:01 +02:00			`- [git hopping](githopping.md)`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [language hopping](language_hopping.md) and [paradigm hopping](paradigm_hopping.md)`
			`- [license hopping](license_hopping.md)`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- ...`
Update 2024-08-04 16:49:53 +02:00			`- [imageboarding](imageboard.md)`
Update 2024-11-08 15:12:10 +01:00			`- infantile behavior`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- lack of [IQ](iq.md)`
Update 2024-05-30 17:55:03 +02:00			`- lust for [identity](identity_politics.md)`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- [maximalism](maximalism.md)`
Update 2024-05-11 20:41:35 +02:00			`- [mechanical keyboard](mechanical_keyboard.md) obsession`
Update 2024-10-04 20:21:44 +02:00			`- [minimal brain damage](minimal_brain_damage.md), [minimal brain](retard.md)`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- [narcissism](narcissism.md)`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [nationalism](nationalism.md)`
			`- [NPC](npc.md) disease`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- [object obsession](oop.md)`
Update 2024-06-07 16:46:05 +02:00			`- obsessive [shitposting](shitpost.md) (for example writing a wiki)`
Update 2024-10-19 22:01:36 +02:00			`- [optimism](optimism.md)`
Update 2024-06-07 16:46:05 +02:00			`- [privacy](privacy.md) hysteria`
			`- [pedophobia](pedophobia.md)`
Update 2024-03-07 23:59:21 +01:00			`- [pride](pride.md)`
Update 2024-05-30 17:55:03 +02:00			`- [productivity](productivity_cult.md)/robotization`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [retardation](retarded.md)`
Update 2024-06-10 10:07:07 +02:00			`- [self interest](self_interest.md)`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- [schizophrenia](schizo.md)`
Update 2024-09-18 20:37:15 +02:00			`- [transsexualism](tranny.md)`
Update 2024-09-13 20:53:41 +02:00			`- [tool slavery](tool_slave.md)`
Update 2023-10-08 13:15:21 +02:00			`- [troll personality disorder](troll_personality_disorder.md)`
Update 2023-10-05 21:58:21 +02:00			`- Unix [ricing](rice.md)`
Update 2024-09-29 21:48:44 +02:00			`- ...`

			`In [21st century](21st_century.md) mental diseases are kind of like [Pokemon](pokemon.md): everyone has to have one and the more you have, the cooler you are.`