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# Disease
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Disease is a bad state of living organism's health caused by failure of its inner mechanisms rather than being directly caused by a physical injury. Technological and [consoomerist](consumerism.md) diseases are mental diseases almost exclusively present in humans (but also possibly in some animals forced to live like humans) related to [shit technology](capitalist_technology.md). Some of the most common diseases, mostly of the technological kind but also of others, include:
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- [ADHD](adhd.md)
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- [ambition](ambition.md)
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- [assholism](assertiveness.md)
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- [audiophilia](audiophilia.md)
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- [avoidant personality disorder](avpd.md) (aka ultimate minimalist disease)
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- [autism](autism.md)
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- [cancer](cancer.md)
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- [capitalism](capitalism.md)
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- crippling [purity checking](purity_checking.md)
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- chronic downloading
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- citation addiction, also known as [pseudoskeptic](pseudoskepticism.md)'s disease^[1][2][3]
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- [data hoarding](data_hoarding.md)
- [depression](depression.md)
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- [egoism](egoism.md)
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- [Emacs](emacs.md)
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- [euphoria](atheism.md) over one's own intelligence
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- excessive [lurking](lurking.md)
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- extra chromosomes
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- [furry](furry.md) disorder
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- [homosexuality](gay.md)
- hopping:
- [browser hopping](browser_hopping.md)
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- [distro hopping](distrohopping.md)
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- [text editor hopping](editor_hopping.md)
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- [git hopping](githopping.md)
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- [language hopping](language_hopping.md) and [paradigm hopping](paradigm_hopping.md)
- [license hopping](license_hopping.md)
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- ...
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- [imageboarding](imageboard.md)
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- infantile behavior
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- lack of [IQ](iq.md)
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- lust for [identity](identity_politics.md)
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- [maximalism](maximalism.md)
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- [mechanical keyboard](mechanical_keyboard.md) obsession
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- [minimal brain damage](minimal_brain_damage.md), [minimal brain](retard.md)
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- [narcissism](narcissism.md)
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- [nationalism](nationalism.md)
- [NPC](npc.md) disease
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- [object obsession](oop.md)
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- obsessive [shitposting](shitpost.md) (for example writing a wiki)
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- [optimism](optimism.md)
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- [privacy](privacy.md) hysteria
- [pedophobia](pedophobia.md)
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- [pride](pride.md)
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- [productivity](productivity_cult.md)/robotization
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- [retardation](retarded.md)
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- [self interest](self_interest.md)
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- [schizophrenia](schizo.md)
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- [transsexualism](tranny.md)
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- [tool slavery](tool_slave.md)
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- [troll personality disorder](troll_personality_disorder.md)
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- Unix [ricing](rice.md)
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In [21st century](21st_century.md) mental diseases are kind of like [Pokemon](pokemon.md): everyone has to have one and the more you have, the cooler you are.